A lot goes on in this little old place called South Florida. So much so, that it’s hard for us to keep up with all that is. Earlier this week, a Pompano Beach firefighter was arrested and charged for firing her firearm and wounding a man.

All because he refused to have sex with her. Anthony Santos, 35 met Janeen Michele McKenzie, 46 at a Lake Worth bar. After a few drinks, she asked for him to give her a ride home since she had a bit too much to drink. At least she was smart about that. Upon arriving, Santos stated that McKenzie was trying to convince him to drink more, and he declined. Santos also stated that they did fool around a bit (kissing). Well Santos goes on to explain that things got weird, when she tried to get him to choke her, stating she gets an arousal from it. From that point on, we are assuming Santos wanted to high tail it out of there, which wasn’t OK with McKenzie.

Now, we are sure McKenzie never met this man until today. Guess she is going through a serious drought in where she relies on spontaneous encounters to satisfy her sexual urges. The choking thing is also a bit too much, but as the saying goes, everyone has a bit of freak in them.

Also, just because she’s over 40 doesn’t mean she can’t get some. In fact, it seems the older women get; the harder it is for them to get laid. But it’s still no reason for a woman to physically harm or threaten a man or anyone period with bodily harm, especially if it’s over sex. Hellooooo, you can pay for it (escorts, duh)??? And she’s a firefighter. We’re pretty sure she has the funds for it. It’s also a bit more discreet, but at least you’re getting what you paid for.

McKenzie, who claimed self-defense in the shooting, was arrested on Wednesday. Police officers found no signs of physical harm on her to back her claim. McKenzie was charged with aggravated battery with a firearm and later bonded out of jail.